the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff
hey look satan made a gif
The first tag I tracked on tumblr was the wolfstar tag and I think that says quite a lot about me.
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
Remember, if the time should come, when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
You know what I want to see? I want to see row after row of Gryffindor students in the stands at a rivalry Quidditch game. Slytherin v. Gryffindor. I want to see every single one of them eat one of those candies that made Ron sound like a lion. I want the lions to roar in support of their team. That is what I want to see.
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
this post is a mess
That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
cassadee pope + kisses