this is an actual scene from the movie
Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.
even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting
And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.
Bella, sweetie, big picture here.
SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.
the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic
that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic
on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to
SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene
well fucking said
*forever whining about the daario naharis recast* THEY CHANGED HIS FACE AND CUT HIS HAIR AND FUCK
That is wrong.
The line goes:
B: “In love?”
B: “Of love?”
R: “Out of her favor where I am in love.”
B: “Alas that love, so gentle in his view,
should be so tyrannous and rough in proof.”
R: “Alas, that love whose view is muffled still,
should, without eyes, see pathways to his will.”
Harry Potter cast “sings” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift
Where has this been all my life
"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
More Adventures of Void-Dylan
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.